this is a lot to take in all at once
tHE TABLES HAVE TURNED
Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”
*asks mom if she can buy something for me in september*
"no christmas is coming"
Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.
oh my GOD THANK YOU
when you’re in class and the group of people behind you won’t shut up
It’s just not polite!
what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014
How can people think that gay couples shouldn’t be allowed children. I don’t know about you , but this is the happiest family I’ve ever seen.
the are so adorable excuse me while I cry