No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.
*discovers a giant floating orb in the woods*
you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover
this…this photo, man. it has all the greatest hits.
1.) Squishy toe-beans the size of your thumb.
2.) Fuzzy spotted catbutt
3.) Pink snootnose
4.) Adoring expression shootin’ lovebeams into your very soul
this fucking movie
I didn’t even notice the Star Trek reference until just now
when you go in for a cat scan and your doctor hot af
i get butterflies when i think about myself
What a fucking cockblock